Check out this thread on the framebuilder’s email list, I dare you:
The Great Tardpants Thread.
Seriously, who says stuff like that? A 5 year old?
On the plus side, wouldn’t it be rad to name a bike model the Tardpants? I’m thinking, like, gothic lettering like you’d see on a lowrider. If I had a nice ridiculous gothic font available, maybe I’d make some stickers…