September 2, 2009

If you’re out walking the dogs…


…and you stumble upon a tree with some really tasty sauce-making apples.
…and you didn’t bring anything to carry said apples in.

What should you do?

Well, in my opinion, tying a knot in your shirt, picking the apples, and doing the rest of the walk looking like a hobo or Lil’ Abner character while carrying them around in your shirt is the solution.

Guys, I’m sorry about the picture. So sorry. I hope someday you will all forgive me.

Ladies, I’m married. Sorry.