May 31, 2011

Holiday Weekend Recipe: Hippy Burgers!

Ok, so first off, you’ll need some seitan (see my post of a few years ago) to make this. So if you don’t have that, don’t waste your time. You might be able to substitute tofu, or maybe not. Try it if you want…

That said, these are super tasty.

In the food processor, blend up:
-1# of seitan
-1/3c of chopped onion
-5 cloves of garlic

Now that you’ve got a nice chunky seitan mixture, mix in:
-1/4c peanut butter
-2 tbsp olive oil
-2 tbsp soy sauce
-1 tsp oregano
-1 tsp dried basil
-1 tsp thyme
-3 tbsp nutritional yeast
-1/3 c flour
-1/2 tsp guar gum

Mix it up, make into patties, and grill/fry/bake as you wish. You can make “wheatballs” out of this too. Good stuff if you’re a huge hippy, like me. If not, have a regular hamburger, or if you’re Eszter, kill a deer and eat it raw!