I am told that the article that Eszter wrote about me some time ago has been published in Dirt Rag (article is only available in the print edition, I think). I have yet to see it (I’m writing from the
airport my private jet yacht, but I’m told that they used the wrong pictures – there’s apparently some grungy looking semi-balding guy in there who IS NOT ME. Let me repeat, that person does not even vaguely resemble me. I do not even know that I would admit to being acquainted with such an unsavory character.
Here’s a picture to allow you to easily identify me when seeking an autograph or my healing touch for your paralysis, blindness, or restless leg syndrome.