August 16, 2014

That’s an awful nice bunch of aspen saplings you have there…

…sure would be a shame if someone chowed on ’em and pooped ’em back out all over your yard. You can leave the protection money/tasty alder branches on the back porch at midnight. You know, if you feel that’s wise. I leave it up to you.

Flooding your yard and turning it into a swamp would be a nice gesture to the Fraternal order of Ungulates, as well. I can assure you that would be looked well upon in our happy little community.

-Your friendly neighborhood Moose