But we’re eating pancakes on a fine Saturday morning and thinking of terrible bike names. Feel free to contribute in the comments (no super offensive ones, please) and I’ll edit!
Would you ride a Waltworks:
EPT (are you listening, Niner? You need a women’s model. Call me, we’ll negotiate royalties.)
Peyote (for Niner, LSD)?
Duff (probably a bonus copyright violation too)?
FFUD (shoutout to REEB)?
Humpy the Moose?
Oedipus (get the ReXTR build)?